...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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