i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
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God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
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i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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