I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
