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I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
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That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
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STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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