Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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