i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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