Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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