I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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