The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
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Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
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In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
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"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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