Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
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we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
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My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
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