The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
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