We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
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So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
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The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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