Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
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His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
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I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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