you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
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He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
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You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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