im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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