Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
