He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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