but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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