Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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