Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
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I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
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I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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