That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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