I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
And then my night got REAL pukey
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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