Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
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Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
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As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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