Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
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