Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
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As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
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tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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