okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
i think my cat just said my name.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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