I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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