Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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