They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
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Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
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YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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