Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
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Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
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so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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