I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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