Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
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Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
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Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
My ass is underappreciated
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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