I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Randomize