I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
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you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
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The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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