Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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