No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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