I just cut my nipple shaving
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
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Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
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Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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