We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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