you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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