he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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