I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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