I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
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They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
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My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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