Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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