she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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