I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
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Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
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I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
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But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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