u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
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masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
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he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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