I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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