Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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