Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I need water and some morals
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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