How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
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you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
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when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
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