I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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