I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
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Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
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A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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