did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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