We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize
