I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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