wat bout pragnant strippers??
too bad you live with your parents still
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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