called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
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i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
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I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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