Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
